I hope that I do better in school;

So far it’s been a wreck.

In P.E. I pushed a single boy

- He fell and broke his neck.


I hope that I’m not late for work;

I know I should go slow.

But the child was only slightly hurt

- His puppy took the blow.


I hope I don’t miss my girl’s wedding;

It really would be bad.

Just because he is an arsonist

- He seems like a nice lad.


I hope I’ve led a blameless life;

Forgiveness isn’t cheap.

I’ve loved all creatures on this earth

- I even fucked one sheep.





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